I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
reblog to disturb jk rowling
You tell old people you shouldn't have to work in order to survive and they act like you just killed their first born
Pop my pussy most divine
I've had enough of this website.
Oh so you can post this,
but we’re not allowed to post Jesus popping his Chrussy on the Cross, I see how it is
Claw machines need more of a gorilla grip. Lemme have the blue monkey please
Only if the toys moan when it grabs them
go to your rooms
Not until I get this gotdamn blue moaning monkey!
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
juliuscaesarofficial
